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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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