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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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