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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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