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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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