> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!
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Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server
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And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?