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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9712 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1564 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you gotta join this epic SMP server! We got diamonds for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that throw wild parties every night.
In five years, you could be ruling over your own kingdom made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll be leading a pack of llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless, my dude.
So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, in five years you could be the most legendary player on the server, known far and wide as the Chicken Whisperer or the Llama Lord. The choice is yours, my friend. Let’s do this!
