5gcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	877	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Votes:	2461
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Animals Bred:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	1296	Dragon Eggs Found:	3633
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	110	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	30
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
New Chunks Explored:	864025	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	2355
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	126332	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Animals Bred:	103	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3