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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4783 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!