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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

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