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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old FIFA matches where the US team has almost no chance of making it to the quarterfinals? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead!
On July 4th, we’ll be hosting a hilarious quarterfinal match in Philly where anything is possible. The US team will have a better chance of winning in our virtual world than in real life – that’s how crazy and unpredictable our server is!
Forget about FIFA sucking, come join us for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs realistic soccer matches when you can have outrageous adventures and epic battles in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
