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EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7095
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	770523
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	5695	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5400
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	285951
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	323	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5548	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	7510
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7