4 or 5 Minecraft SMP? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyPutin2021

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5387	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

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so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Battle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Animals Bred:	196
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GraveCrafters

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Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.