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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3488 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
