Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
Dragon Eggs Found: 8065 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
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