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CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5193
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	290
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4