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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Votes:	1079
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8915	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

Element Animation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	6756
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4670	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Towns Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	585	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ores Mined:	5906
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	1711	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	111
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	8187	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	703	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net