Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3597 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 587549 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1345 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
