Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 248 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 7803 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2068 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
