Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 60 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4446 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?
Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!
But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.
And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?
So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 238 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
