Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5540 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1321 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
