Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 394583 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.
In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us as we explore the wild world of Minecraft while discussing the rise of Mormonism and its connection to anime harems. Who knew that watching anime could lead to joining a polygamous cult? But hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
So come on, join our server and let’s dive deep into the world of harems, polygamy, and pixelated adventures. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret connection between anime and Mormonism while building your dream castle. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
SolarTime anarchy for you and your friends free free case
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
