Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?
But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.
And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 73 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
