Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
