| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9122 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3080 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 131 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594
whylive.skuf.club
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 758 |
also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6345 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3293 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1879 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 204196 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 1246 | New Chunks Explored: | 443850 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.
This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.
The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.
mc.lamplifesteal.xyz
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8773 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.
Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2611 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8215 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9788 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 459 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 8854 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5763 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9438 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3969 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features | Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! |
| Join Java | play.cookiecraftsmp.com |
| Join Bedrock | bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 |
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6307 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 89 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!
>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!
>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!
>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!
>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!
Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!
