28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mines Excavated:	4102	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

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Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6057
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	118	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	259
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8493	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	1290	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

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Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6584
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4199	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	3268
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3329
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net