23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	157	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	212
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8228	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4