2034GoogleAskMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	859
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Items Found:	4212	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8482	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8380	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	393	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4380	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	4788	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	2328
Farms Harvested:	562	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	187
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	51	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3