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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5308 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 97514 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6818 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.