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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8864 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 7633 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 6676 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.