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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7447 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.
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