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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2925 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4151 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 150 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.