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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1174 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
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