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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 123 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
