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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8282 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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