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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9205 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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