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so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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