yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

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oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Secret Passages Found: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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