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🤣 DankCraft Server 🤣 Watch Memes, Build Blocks 💥 Join Now and Post Those Normie Memes #minecraft #lol #trending

🤣 DankCraft Server 🤣 Watch Memes, Build Blocks 💥 Join Now and Post Those Normie Memes #minecraft #lol #trending
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Players: 103/200 Votes: 3432
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes? Look no further! Our server is a meme paradise, where normies are not allowed and only the dankest memes are shared. Join us for a chance to swim in a pool of meme gold and be crowned the meme lord of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden meme artifacts and gain special meme powers. Rumor has it that the rarest meme artifact can turn you into a meme god and grant you unlimited meme powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the meme revolution. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a meme war or a meme apocalypse. The possibilities are endless, just like the memes on our server.

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5203
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Animals Bred: 66
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4008 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 897
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3655 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    New Chunks Explored: 13727 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 574
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2950 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Emeralds Found: 8308
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9222
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8384
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Villages Defended: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4319
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Items Found: 7015

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3594
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Dimension Hops: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1509
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3291 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6068
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Runes Activated: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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