| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itâs a puppyâit even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on itâitâs impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companionâit always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says âmagic beans.â
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime storiesâperfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ghost Minerâs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallowsâsoft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksâno joke!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.
Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witchâs brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frogâtotally unplanned!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadâitâs sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
