| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2670 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5908 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 165 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5995 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6319 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 386317 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2392 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 405 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5206 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1980 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3716 |
| Ores Mined: | 9891 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3566 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7446 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 8279 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4006 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5447 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9376 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 32326 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
