🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1190
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	83
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9241	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	2931	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9997	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	1166
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	913
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2837	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.