Server Anarchy
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2210 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).
And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).
So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6860 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.
😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).
🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8675 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2106 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?
So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9613 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
join us and witness the epic battle between the corn-loving bacteria and the potato enthusiasts. watch as the carrot crew teams up with the radish rebels to take down the evil broccoli brigade. it’s a root vegetable showdown like you’ve never seen before!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary pumpkin king, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or stem, in this case). will you join forces with him and his army of squash soldiers, or will you dare to challenge his pumpkin-y reign?
so come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of wheat root-associated bacterial communities like never before. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
