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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 819 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1054 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2384 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 987495 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
