毛玉线圈物语 NyaaCat Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1353
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	922

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	855057
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	790
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Crops Grown:	4585	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Votes:	5683
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2354	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8608	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	174
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	8672
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1719	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

4chan, 4chan Pokeverse, activity with Pokemon, advances, christmas, Christmas edition, Christmas hopes, FAQ, gay pokephilia, hopes, Minecraft, open guide, pokemon, pokeverse, Pokeverse RP, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, straight pokephilia, Thread

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Votes:	2539

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

aita, confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	7853
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	8
Votes:	3896	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4