| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 475 | Mines Excavated: | 2317 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2862 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 6813 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
