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| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4494 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.
So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.
And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
