| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5290 | Magic Items Found: | 5498 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2498 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
