A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4526 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 303 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
