| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9171 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3350 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2199 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2501 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
