| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4042 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
MrDomer.dynmc.ru
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4127 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8283 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1539 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1006 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2723 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 996 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7284 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 954020 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?
But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?
Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 592 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.
And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2433 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7692 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3940 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 63 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1382 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2045 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4817 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8935 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
